No. We have coconut cultists who try to replace all the pineapple drinks with coconut smoothies instead. Can you imagine the end of Pina coladas? That is why the 80s were so awful. You couldn't go into a reasonable bar without some cultist trying to help the coconuts take over the world.

[If only this pirate had a better conscience. Or if he just had someone who actually held him check. Enjoy Luce, because this is likely to be a long insane deadpan ride.]