[On the "bright" side if Marco likes him enough he might spread the word about the hilarious psuedo-marine to his other troll friends.]

Only the greatest drink ever matey. [Honestly, Marco barely ever drinks them... especially since they actually have coconut in them. Seriously.] Pineapple, rum, cream or sugar, and a bit of lime juice. The limes were always our allies against the evil coconuts, eh.

Aye! Many songs were sung about their pineapplicious splendor. Until the cults came.... That was when it all went sour. And not lime-sour, but coconut sour.