inheavenslight | Sermon Two

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I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

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[On the "bright" side if Marco likes him enough he might spread the word about the hilarious psuedo-marine to his other troll friends.]

Only the greatest drink ever matey. [Honestly, Marco barely ever drinks them... especially since they actually have coconut in them. Seriously.] Pineapple, rum, cream or sugar, and a bit of lime juice. The limes were always our allies against the evil coconuts, eh.

Aye! Many songs were sung about their pineapplicious splendor. Until the cults came.... That was when it all went sour. And not lime-sour, but coconut sour.

Edited 2012-07-26 08:48 (UTC)

But why would you want to drink your allies?

That's what they want. Just as the coconuts want to be drunk too.

That is so odd.

No no, what's really odd are the mushrooms. They reform themselves after you eat them so just... don't. Don't give them what they want.

Is all food sentient in your world?

I don't know. I haven't met all the food. Plus it depends on what you eat. I can't talk to rocks though so I couldn't tell you if they are. But some people eat those, I think. Or maybe those are just coconuts pretending to be rocks.

Why would they pretend?

To trip people and add to their death count.

Those evil sentient plants on your world!

Indeed! Luckily there are no coconut trees here. So you only have to worry about evil sentient humans. Or whatever else.

Humans can be quite evil too. Makes me wonder if in your world there are humans who team up with the coconuts. [Poor poor Luce.]

Yes, the coconut cultists. I should have explained they were humans. And giants. And pigeons. And also a few penguins. Which was odd because you wouldn't expect a winter island animal to side with tropical fruits. Maybe it's because they are both black and white. I know I tend to side with blue things for that reason.

[This will get even more ridiculous if/when Luce meets other people from Marco's world...]

Penguins? What are those?

[Which will be beautiful.]

Black and white winter island birds that swim instead of flying. Don't make me draw, I'm a terrible artist. Wings instead of fingers and all.

That must be quite an odd looking bird.

Yes, they look like they were tuxedos. They pretend to be very formal, but they're not really.

Tuxedos?

How do they pretend to be formal?

It's a type of suit. Super fancy. I don't know any humans who wear them, but you could ask Keimi to show you one if you're curious enough. She designs clothes here.

With their attitude. But they're not really. Of course they're not all bad, only the coconut cultists.

Keimi?

How many of them are cultists?

Green hair, pink scales, bubbliest person you'll ever meet. She's a mermaid.

I really don't know the exact figures. They're a cult after all, so they stay hidden.

A what? Scales? Is she a fish?

Mermaids have fish tails. They're quite amazing, super fast swimmers and very beautiful.

What do the rest of them look like?

Like women.

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