Sermon Two | Text

[inheavenslight]

I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

Comments

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[fierybluebird]

Black and white winter island birds that swim instead of flying. Don't make me draw, I'm a terrible artist. Wings instead of fingers and all.

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[inheavenslight]

That must be quite an odd looking bird.

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[fierybluebird]

Yes, they look like they were tuxedos. They pretend to be very formal, but they're not really.

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[inheavenslight]

Tuxedos?

How do they pretend to be formal?

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[fierybluebird]

It's a type of suit. Super fancy. I don't know any humans who wear them, but you could ask Keimi to show you one if you're curious enough. She designs clothes here.

With their attitude. But they're not really. Of course they're not all bad, only the coconut cultists.

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[inheavenslight]

Keimi?

How many of them are cultists?

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[fierybluebird]

Green hair, pink scales, bubbliest person you'll ever meet. She's a mermaid.

I really don't know the exact figures. They're a cult after all, so they stay hidden.

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[inheavenslight]

A what? Scales? Is she a fish?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Mermaids have fish tails. They're quite amazing, super fast swimmers and very beautiful.

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[inheavenslight]

What do the rest of them look like?

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[fierybluebird]

Like women.

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[inheavenslight]

How do they breathe underwater?

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[fierybluebird]

With gills. And for above water they have lungs.

Fishmen too. One of my brother's a fishman. He's all big and shark-like. Namur's awesome, eh.

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[inheavenslight]

Whats a fishman? Are they like male mermaids?

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[fierybluebird]

No, male mermaids are mermen. Fishmen are like human-like legs but fish-like upper parts. They're very strong.

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[inheavenslight]

Thats very confusing.

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[fierybluebird]

Not really, but it probably helps to know them in person, eh.

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[inheavenslight]

Probably.

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[fierybluebird]

So your world doesn't have them, or are they just one of those things no one's allowed to learn about?

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[inheavenslight]

We don't have anything, and I never heard of anything similar.

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[fierybluebird]

That sounds way too homogeneous. It's suspicious.

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[inheavenslight]

Whats wrong with that?

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[fierybluebird]

Variety is the spice of life matey. Without diversity things would be boring.

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[inheavenslight]

I like things being predictable.

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[fierybluebird]

[Just barely resists saying, "Ew."]

why?