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Sermon Six | Video

[Luce has turned on the camera and smiles weakly at it. He looks paler than normal and much more tired]

Hello everyone, it seems I have joined many of you in memory loss, but I have some questions that hopefully you can help me with.

1.) What is sexy, and why am I supposed to bring it back?
2.) Am I in love with you?
3.) It says I am the best big brother- are any of you my siblings?

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Hey! You forgot your name! I mean, well, obviously you forgot, but that was on your card, too, right?

Anyway, sexy's just a word an' I dunno how you'd bring it back but I guess you could just use it in conversation a lot? That probably would work! An' as to number two probably not, 'cause I think you're looooooots older than me y'know! Oh, but did your card say somethin' bout love? Are you looking for a princess?

Oh! I dunno if I have siblings! I have Katara, but the card didn't say she's that, but I bet I probably do 'cause our house is pretty big but some of the rooms don't have people even though there's stuff for people!

My card said I am in love, so I figured I must find them... and I guess I could use it a lot more in conversations.

How big is your house?

You didn't use it at all just then!

We've got six rooms! ...But there's only a few of us usin' 'em, so I think some people forgot they live here. Well, I did, too, but that's where we woke up, Katara an' Bonzu an' me!

How did you remember thats where you lived?

Oh, I don't. [ bluntly. ] But I woke up in one of the rooms an' all the clothes here fit me! Also Petunia's tank is here, and he was mentioned on my card.

Well, that makes sense then.

Right!! D'you know where you live?

I am guessing where I woke up, and there was clothes that fit me too there. And clothes that didn't fit me.

Oh, you probably have a housemate or roommate, then!

[Apologies in advance, but Leonhardt feels like trolling and since he has his memory, this is just too easy. But anyway, camera is covered and he's disguising the handwriting so it doesn't look like his own.]

Sexy is the name of one of the horses that ran away before this experiment. Obviously she is yours and you must go find her.

[Yeah, no such horse, but hey, it's just some mostly harmless trolling at Luce's expense.]

[Harmless trolling at Luce's expense is always the best trolling.]

I will find her then, what does she look like?

[It's a good thing this is written and the camera covered, no risk of his expression giving away this is complete trolling. And of course Leonhardt went and checked the stables before responding so there is indeed a horse of this color. And it's sitting in the stables like a good horse.]

She's a grey horse. Definitely quite the beauty. Hopefully she is all right.

Edited 2012-09-30 21:59 (UTC)

Grey horse, named Sexy. I'll be sure to go find her and bring her back! Thank you kind stranger.

You are very welcome. Be careful if you go as far as the forest since one should be wary of the giant wolf.

Giant wolf?

One of the residents. She is as described, a giant wolf.

[Because for all that this is amusing, Leonhardt doesn't want anyone getting hurt. Just a bit of a wild goose chase at most.]

Then how do I know she has not eaten Sexy?

Horse doesn't tend to be part of a wolf's diet.

I see. I will have to do my best to get to her then before the wolf does.

[Luce on the camera? This...was definitely worse than she'd feared if it would drive the Judge to actually use the 'witchbook'

She'll just stare at the camera in alarm for a moment before responding]

Sexy is a word, and you aren't supposed to bring it back. Its not something you'd do if you had your memories. And you aren't in love with me, or my sibling. But you are a good man.

I was told it was the name of my horse. And I am glad I am good, my card said I was very religious so maybe that tied into that?

I...

[She has no words for you.]

Do you remember your name?

Luce Blancos.

And what else did your card say?

Lets see, I am religious, in love, am here to bring sexy back and the best big brother.

Ah.

[She's fighting back a giggle]

Have you...found your...*snerk* horse?

No, not yet, although I am concerned because I hear there is a giant wolf in the woods, I wonder if it has been attacked and if I am just risking my life for nothing.

Moro? Yes, it would be wise to avoid her. I hear she is in a foul mood.

I hope Sexy didn't cause it.

Somehow, I doubt that.

Is Moro normally in a bad mood?

I think so.

.. Are you sure you want that second question to be answered? People could obviously lie about it. [ he sounds somewhat unfazed though, as if he doesn't care either way. ]

Why would they want to lie about it?

There's enough people desperate enough to try and get a relationship or some attention that way.

Thats kind of sad. If they wanted attention, they should just ask for some and not lie.

You really think they'd ask honestly? People might worry about.. I don't know, seeming pathetic or something that way. But they just are pathethic when they have to lie about something like that, so it's just the truth.

But it seems only more pathetic if they are caught.

Like, its easier to get a friend than lie about a lover.

People like that don't worry about being caught. They usually think they're invincible.

"Sexy"? We have not previously heard of this "sexy". Perhaps it has been exiled from the village and thou art meant to return it to its rightful place.

[He isn't screaming. He must have forgotten his reasons of being terrified of hooved creatures.]

Hrm. You're right. I just need to know what it looks like.

[Well this is fortuitous! 'Twould be an insult to scream at your princess.]

Hast thou yet consulted the royal library? Perhaps one of our ancient tomes would provide information on sexy's appearance and prior whereabouts.

[Because if it's in the village and she's in charge here, it must be a royal library...right? Right?]

That would be best, surely they would have information on it, right?

[Oh his god, someone got Luce drunk. Clearly. So after laughing a ton, have a very amused human!Marco.]

1) You bring it back by doing a dance. It's an adjective used to describe all the good things in life.

2) You tell me, are you smitten? [He'd bat his eyelashes, but no, even Marco can't go that far, and if he sparkled, he thinks he'd give himself away, so that's out.]

3) You're more like a little brother if anything, but if you've adopted any chickens lately, let me know, eh?

What sort of dance?

No, I don't feel anything. I'm sorry if I am supposed to be in love with you.

A little brother? And adopting chickens? Why?

What kinds of dances do you know?

No apologies necessary, I can't say I'm in love with you either. Hopefully you'll find him, eh. [PAUSES OH RIGHT. Giving too much away. Have a very belated:] Or her. [Done so badly that even Luce should be able to tell that it was a good hint that he should stick to guys. Probably.]

Mah, I only have little brothers, I'm the oldest, eh? And because adopting chickens is a common thing in Luceti. I did it once and one of my little brothers did too.

I don't know any.

Him? [he noticed the pause.] Do you know who it is?

I want to try adopting one.

Not even religious or ritual ones?

[Shakes his head.] Nope, not a clue. [Deadpan lying through his teeth.]

You want to adopt a chicken, a brother or both?

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