Sermon Two | Text

[inheavenslight]

I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

Comments

[inheavenslight]

Do you even know where I am at?

[breezing]

Nope, but I'll find out or you can tell me.

[inheavenslight]

Apartment 2, room 40.

[breezing]

Okay! I live in house 56, if you ever need me.

[inheavenslight]

What would I need to contact you for? [Just wait until he considers her a friend...]

[breezing]

Well, if you want help painting your bird house or something! I dunno, but now you know how.

[inheavenslight]

You would want to help paint a birdhouse?

[breezing]

Yeah! That's art, too, you know!

[inheavenslight]

But, it usually is just like...one color?

[breezing]

Well, if you want to be boring it is. We can do better, Judge!

[inheavenslight]

Why would it need more?

[breezing]

To be pretty! Birds want their houses to look nice, too.

[inheavenslight]

I never knew birds had an opinion on their homes.

[breezing]

Everyone has opinions!

[inheavenslight]

I've never talked to a bird and assumed they didn't.

After all, they do eat worms.

[breezing]

Have you ever tried eating a worm?

[inheavenslight]

No. Because I don't like how they look.

[breezing]

Well, if you haven't tried eating it you're not allowed to have opinions 'bout it.

[inheavenslight]

Worms roll around in everyone's filth!

[breezing]

So do potatoes.

[inheavenslight]

Potatoes do not eat the filth, and you wash them off before hand. [YOU DO NOT BRING POTATOES INTO THIS ARGUMENT MISSY]

[breezing]

You could wash your worm off beforehand. And anyway, lots of animals that people eat eat worms, so there! [ YES SHE DOES ]

[inheavenslight]

Potatoes do not have internal organs.

[breezing]

Nope, but they consume the ground that consumes us, y'know. Everything is part of the same cycle!

[inheavenslight]

Yes, but they don't wiggle. Or have like 9 hearts.