Sermon Two | Text

[inheavenslight]

I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

Comments

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

You have a horn. What are you?

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[tiearibbon]

[GOSH, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING THAT.]

What about my horn? That's just rude to ask something like that right off, you know!

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

I'm curious. People don't have horns. Are you like the witchhorse?

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[tiearibbon]

[What's a witchhorse?]

I don't even know what that is. Aren't you going to ask my name first?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Fine then, whats your name?

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[tiearibbon]

[Like a true gentleman, Judgey. Except not really.]

Eiko, from Madain Sari! How about you? Do you have a name or do I have to keep calling you Mr. Judge or something?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

I have never heard of Madain Sari. And yes, that is my title.

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[tiearibbon]

[Okay, Judge it is! Eiko's sticking with that for now.]

Well... most people haven't, so I'm not surprised. It's the village of summoners.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Summoners? Summoners of what? [He narrows his eyes.]

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[tiearibbon]

Eidolons, what else?

[Said matter-of-factly, as if everyone knows this!]

That's what summoners do and all. We communicate with eidolons. 'Cept there really isn't any left, so... it's just me now.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

You talk to things that are summoned. [She has been left alone. It is obvious what happened!

Demons trained her, making her think it was right.]

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[tiearibbon]

[Well, there's Dagger too, really. Up 'till just recently she thought she was the only one left.]

Well, yeah. I don't really talk talk to them--that's what my horn's for. But I can't really hear their voices here.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Did these things give you the horn?

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[tiearibbon]

Nope, I was born with it. All summoners have horns.

I can talk to faeries and wild animals with it too. But it's kind of pointless when they already talk here, don't you think?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Faeries. [The demons drove her insane.]

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[tiearibbon]

[It's not insane where she's from, Judgey!]

Yeah, faeries. Like moogles.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Yes. Like Moggles.

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[tiearibbon]

[Yeah, that sounds like sarcasm Eiko is detecting there!]

And you didn't believe a word I just said, did you?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

I have no idea what a Mogli is.

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[tiearibbon]

It's moogles!

Ahh, if only Mog was here...! [THIS WOULD BE EASIER TO EXPLAIN.]

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Thats what I said, Mooples.

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[tiearibbon]

GAHHH--!!

[Watch it, getting frustrated now!!!]

Fine, fine, call 'em whatever! I don't care.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

[Now Luce is having fun. Trolling the poor insane girl.]

So, tell me more about the Mopplies.

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[tiearibbon]

[If he doesn't stop, she is going to go utterly insane!]

Like I said, moogles are faeries. Some are kinda shy of humans, but most are pretty friendly. When they can speak, anyway. The ones back home lived with me after my grandpa passed.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

The Mooglies-Ooglies are shy. So why did they raise you?