Sermon Two | Text

[inheavenslight]

I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

Comments

[breezing]

I'll teach you! And it'll be something to do besides sit around, so you're doing it!

Also I'm gonna play kuai ball with people this weekend or next weekend, and you're gonna do that, too.

[inheavenslight]

W-what?

[breezing]

I'm co-founder of the Luceti Art Club, and you're our newest member! Abel can join, too.

And you'll like kuai ball so don't worry. I'll come and get you when we're ready to play!

[inheavenslight]

Do you even know where I am at?

[breezing]

Nope, but I'll find out or you can tell me.

[inheavenslight]

Apartment 2, room 40.

[breezing]

Okay! I live in house 56, if you ever need me.

[inheavenslight]

What would I need to contact you for? [Just wait until he considers her a friend...]

[breezing]

Well, if you want help painting your bird house or something! I dunno, but now you know how.

[inheavenslight]

You would want to help paint a birdhouse?

[breezing]

Yeah! That's art, too, you know!

[inheavenslight]

But, it usually is just like...one color?

[breezing]

Well, if you want to be boring it is. We can do better, Judge!

[inheavenslight]

Why would it need more?

[breezing]

To be pretty! Birds want their houses to look nice, too.

[inheavenslight]

I never knew birds had an opinion on their homes.

[breezing]

Everyone has opinions!

[inheavenslight]

I've never talked to a bird and assumed they didn't.

After all, they do eat worms.

[breezing]

Have you ever tried eating a worm?

[inheavenslight]

No. Because I don't like how they look.

[breezing]

Well, if you haven't tried eating it you're not allowed to have opinions 'bout it.

[inheavenslight]

Worms roll around in everyone's filth!

[breezing]

So do potatoes.

[inheavenslight]

Potatoes do not eat the filth, and you wash them off before hand. [YOU DO NOT BRING POTATOES INTO THIS ARGUMENT MISSY]

[breezing]

You could wash your worm off beforehand. And anyway, lots of animals that people eat eat worms, so there! [ YES SHE DOES ]