Sermon Two | Text

[inheavenslight]

I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

Comments

[voice] > [accidental video]

[tiearibbon]

But you can't just--

[Whoops, as she's ranting at the journal her hand accidentally brushes through something on the page and... wow, what just happened? WHAT DID SHE DO.]

Huh? What did I just press?

Re: [voice] > [accidental video]

[inheavenslight]

[STARE. JUST STARE.]



horn.

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[Oh hey, apparently this records stuff! Much better. Is this the Judge guy? Why's he staring anyway?]

What are you staring at?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

You have a horn. What are you?

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[GOSH, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING THAT.]

What about my horn? That's just rude to ask something like that right off, you know!

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

I'm curious. People don't have horns. Are you like the witchhorse?

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[What's a witchhorse?]

I don't even know what that is. Aren't you going to ask my name first?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Fine then, whats your name?

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[Like a true gentleman, Judgey. Except not really.]

Eiko, from Madain Sari! How about you? Do you have a name or do I have to keep calling you Mr. Judge or something?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

I have never heard of Madain Sari. And yes, that is my title.

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[Okay, Judge it is! Eiko's sticking with that for now.]

Well... most people haven't, so I'm not surprised. It's the village of summoners.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Summoners? Summoners of what? [He narrows his eyes.]

[video]

[tiearibbon]

Eidolons, what else?

[Said matter-of-factly, as if everyone knows this!]

That's what summoners do and all. We communicate with eidolons. 'Cept there really isn't any left, so... it's just me now.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

You talk to things that are summoned. [She has been left alone. It is obvious what happened!

Demons trained her, making her think it was right.]

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[Well, there's Dagger too, really. Up 'till just recently she thought she was the only one left.]

Well, yeah. I don't really talk talk to them--that's what my horn's for. But I can't really hear their voices here.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Did these things give you the horn?

[video]

[tiearibbon]

Nope, I was born with it. All summoners have horns.

I can talk to faeries and wild animals with it too. But it's kind of pointless when they already talk here, don't you think?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Faeries. [The demons drove her insane.]

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[It's not insane where she's from, Judgey!]

Yeah, faeries. Like moogles.

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Yes. Like Moggles.

[video]

[tiearibbon]

[Yeah, that sounds like sarcasm Eiko is detecting there!]

And you didn't believe a word I just said, did you?

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

I have no idea what a Mogli is.

[video]

[tiearibbon]

It's moogles!

Ahh, if only Mog was here...! [THIS WOULD BE EASIER TO EXPLAIN.]

Re: [video]

[inheavenslight]

Thats what I said, Mooples.

[video]

[tiearibbon]

GAHHH--!!

[Watch it, getting frustrated now!!!]

Fine, fine, call 'em whatever! I don't care.