Sermon Two | Text

[inheavenslight]

I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

Comments

[inheavenslight]

No, now I only miss my home with my birds. And my bed. And things I understand instead of paralyzing universes and such.

[breezing]

That's Mr. Grumpy McSourpuss talking, Judge!

[inheavenslight]

I'm not grumpy, merely homesick!

[breezing]

So, what's your home like?

[inheavenslight]

I am a priest and I take care of birds. There is no magic, there is no talking horses with weapons on their heads.

I had my birds, I had Abel, I knew what was going on.

[breezing]

I grew up with monks and nuns, you know! Air Temple Island. I miss home, too, but right now we're here, and it'd be sad to miss all the happy things that're here, y'know?

I'm starting an art club with Rapunzel! You should join! And maybe you can get some birds and start an aviary or something!

[inheavenslight]

I don't know how to draw.

[breezing]

I'll teach you! And it'll be something to do besides sit around, so you're doing it!

Also I'm gonna play kuai ball with people this weekend or next weekend, and you're gonna do that, too.

[inheavenslight]

W-what?

[breezing]

I'm co-founder of the Luceti Art Club, and you're our newest member! Abel can join, too.

And you'll like kuai ball so don't worry. I'll come and get you when we're ready to play!

[inheavenslight]

Do you even know where I am at?

[breezing]

Nope, but I'll find out or you can tell me.

[inheavenslight]

Apartment 2, room 40.

[breezing]

Okay! I live in house 56, if you ever need me.

[inheavenslight]

What would I need to contact you for? [Just wait until he considers her a friend...]

[breezing]

Well, if you want help painting your bird house or something! I dunno, but now you know how.

[inheavenslight]

You would want to help paint a birdhouse?

[breezing]

Yeah! That's art, too, you know!

[inheavenslight]

But, it usually is just like...one color?

[breezing]

Well, if you want to be boring it is. We can do better, Judge!

[inheavenslight]

Why would it need more?

[breezing]

To be pretty! Birds want their houses to look nice, too.

[inheavenslight]

I never knew birds had an opinion on their homes.

[breezing]

Everyone has opinions!

[inheavenslight]

I've never talked to a bird and assumed they didn't.

After all, they do eat worms.