Sermon Two | Text

[inheavenslight]

I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

Comments

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

Which also worries me. Usually things come with some sort of price.

voice.

[breezing]

Well, being stuck in a place with your powers cut in half and no way of getting home could be a price, I guess, if you need one?

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

That seems like defanging a wolf and giving it food so it doesn't kill you.

voice.

[breezing]

I think you just like being grumpy.

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

No I don't!

voice.

[breezing]

Do so!

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

No I don't!

voice.

[breezing]

Do soooooooo! You're Mr. Grumpy McSourpuss!

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

No I'm not! I am just trying to be mature on this! [By arguing with a little girl and losing.]

voice.

[breezing]

Nuh-uh. 'Cause the mature thing to do would be to be nice and make the best of things. My mommy says so.

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

I am being nice! And I am making the best.

By planning on getting rid of the witchbook and making a birdhouse.

voice.

[breezing]

Well, you called everyone strange and told us to lock up our journals, and you don't want to talk to us. That's not really nice.

But making a birdhouse is nice, so that's okay.

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

When did I say I didn't want to talk to everyone, and I said people are strange!

Which they are!

voice.

[breezing]

You said you don't like talking to people in here!

Nuh-uh. They're all normal! It's just that they're from different worlds, so "normal" is different for everyone. Including you, Mister Grumpy McSourpuss.

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

I'd rather see them face to face! Not using this odd magic book!

And I am not Grumpy!

voice.

[breezing]

Then you should say "Wow, you know guys I want to meet you all face to face, you should come over for tea and cake and we'll be friends", not "this is a witchbook and you should lock it up and it brings mixed blessings blahblahblah".

Are so. C'mon, if you're not grumpy list six things you do like about Luceti!

Re: voice.

[inheavenslight]

1.) I like birds. When they are not chatting.
2.) I like the menu at the restaurant.
3.) I like looking at nature.
4.) I liked the fireworks.
5.) I like some people I have met. Like Rei.
And 6.)

Um.


I like my room!

voice.

[breezing]

There! Was that so hard?

But y'know, you never said your name.

I am adoring this.

[inheavenslight]

No, because there are things I do like.

And I am called the Judge.

HAHAHA It's fun and I apologize for her. >>

[breezing]

Right! So next time you write, you should start with a list of good things! 'Cause it's better for you!

Nice to meetcha, Judge.

NEVER APOLOGIZE.

[inheavenslight]

I forgot it would be published over the network. I purposely wrote in it, forgetting the purpose.

And it is a pleasure to meet you. [Said like a kid being forced to apologize.]

[breezing]

Well, you should write good lists, too, whenever you write them! Don't you feel better now that you listed happy things, too?

[inheavenslight]

No, now I only miss my home with my birds. And my bed. And things I understand instead of paralyzing universes and such.

[breezing]

That's Mr. Grumpy McSourpuss talking, Judge!

[inheavenslight]

I'm not grumpy, merely homesick!