inheavenslight | Sermon Two

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I have been here for a week, and so far I have learned the following things:

1.) Nothing here makes sense.
2.) Animals are not supposed to talk, and they do. I think I prefer birds when they didn't have conversations outside my window.
3.) Everyone seems to carry their witchbook around, people should lock them up someplace.
4.) There are a lot of strange folks here with odd ways.
5.) What is there to do besides sit around?
6.) Why am I even writing this in here? Note to self: invest in a journal.

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Then you acknowledge what might be okay for one world, might not be okay for another, right?

Correct, but I will abide to the ones of my world. Because that is where I come from and where I return.

That's fine, do what you want. So long as you don't expect people from other worlds to abide by yours when they don't come from there, might have never come across those sets of rules or thinking, eh?

As for why people from your own world still might disagree, many people think what might be good for one person, might not be as good for another. Just as one of my friends does better eating enough to feed a small army, but my other friend eats like a bird. If you say they both have to eat a medium amount, they'd both get sick.

But what is good in my world is good for everyone. It isn't like food, its for their own good.

So is food. People aren't so simple that the same things are always good for everyone or every circumstance. You were never told about stories of phoenixes in your world, but now you're talking to one. It might have prevented you from doubting your beliefs, but now you're unprepared for talking birds.

Because you're the only one because pineapples taught you.

There are other talking birds here, eh.

And other phoenixes.

Edited (wrong icon) 2012-07-26 07:56 (UTC)

They don't talk like you.

Or you haven't met them yet. I'm just the most antagonistic of us. Part of my pineapple upbringing. We always had to be ready to do war with the coconuts.

Coconuts? What did they do?

Speak not of the Great Coconut War of the 80s. They were dark times.

You know over 60 people yearly die from coconuts? Not in Luceti, because there aren't any, but in my world. Pineapples never kill anyone.

[... Apologies forever Mr. Judge.]

[And he is believing every word, Marco. Every word.] So are people working on getting rid of the coconuts?

No. We have coconut cultists who try to replace all the pineapple drinks with coconut smoothies instead. Can you imagine the end of Pina coladas? That is why the 80s were so awful. You couldn't go into a reasonable bar without some cultist trying to help the coconuts take over the world.

[If only this pirate had a better conscience. Or if he just had someone who actually held him check. Enjoy Luce, because this is likely to be a long insane deadpan ride.]

Pina Coladas? [Its like some sort of self-feeding cycle.]

[On the "bright" side if Marco likes him enough he might spread the word about the hilarious psuedo-marine to his other troll friends.]

Only the greatest drink ever matey. [Honestly, Marco barely ever drinks them... especially since they actually have coconut in them. Seriously.] Pineapple, rum, cream or sugar, and a bit of lime juice. The limes were always our allies against the evil coconuts, eh.

Aye! Many songs were sung about their pineapplicious splendor. Until the cults came.... That was when it all went sour. And not lime-sour, but coconut sour.

Edited 2012-07-26 08:48 (UTC)

But why would you want to drink your allies?

That's what they want. Just as the coconuts want to be drunk too.

That is so odd.

No no, what's really odd are the mushrooms. They reform themselves after you eat them so just... don't. Don't give them what they want.

Is all food sentient in your world?

I don't know. I haven't met all the food. Plus it depends on what you eat. I can't talk to rocks though so I couldn't tell you if they are. But some people eat those, I think. Or maybe those are just coconuts pretending to be rocks.

Why would they pretend?

To trip people and add to their death count.

Those evil sentient plants on your world!

Indeed! Luckily there are no coconut trees here. So you only have to worry about evil sentient humans. Or whatever else.

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